«Coronavirus, Babbo Natale positivo al tampone: Natale 2020 a rischio?» e il grande ritorno delle finte recensioni del blog!

Strip BCO e TATA del 29/04/2020 - Così però il tutto perde un po' di poesia...

Naturalmente si tratta di una fake news e anche un clickbait, clickbait, clickbait!
Babbo Natale vive al Polo Nord dove batteri, virus ed elefanti hanno serie difficoltà a prosperare.
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In realtà abbiamo scritto una cosa non vera: alcuni scienziati hanno scoperto superbatteri in grado di resistere anche tra i ghiacci polari. Vabbé, incominciamo col solito...

Scialve a tutti perché è virale!
E anche aprile 2020 ormai se ne è andato fischiettando e noncurante (nel senso che ancora non s'è trovata una cura) dei suoi pesci, che ora s'offriggono.
Perciò, per questo fatto, per il motivo già menzionato, allora, così, cosicché, dunque, indi, per cui, per la qual cosa, pertanto, quindi, ragion per cui, sicché oggi, e tanto per rimanere in tema di “fake news” – ma soprattutto perché siamo spietatamente dadaisti – ci abbiamo proprio per voi il grande ritorno delle entusiastiche (ma fasulle) recensioni da parte di giornali e ammiratori del nostro blog! Buona lettura (anche del contatore)!

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Entusiastiche (ma fasulle) recensioni da parte di giornali e ammiratori de Lo Zibaldone di BCO e TATA!

“Blog bellissimooo! Yuk! Strip eccezionaleee! Cu-cù! Lo consigliamooo a tuttiii!”
Il Matto Quotidiano

“Restino a casa loro! Vengono qua solo per leggere i fumetti a U.F.O., senza comprare mai nulla!”
Il Giornalaio

“Il celvello di BCO è bacato. Fidatevi, noi di bachi ce ne intendiamo ploplio!”
Corriere della Seta

“L'unica speranza che ci rimane è che un fulmine li incenerisca!”
Il Temporale

“Però è rilassante!”
Il Massaggino

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Frase celebre del giorno:
“Questo è un piccolo masso per un uomo, ma un grande masso per l'Umanità.”
Fred Flintstone

Proverbio del giorno:
“A tutto c'è rimedio tranne per le torte estorte.”

L'amore NON è...
...ricordare a lui/lei di essersi dimenticato/dimenticata del vostro anniversario.

Il “pensierino del giorno” di BCO:
“Non c'è bue senza fien.”

“Please, stay tuned!” del giorno:
Anche se ne rimarrà soltanto uno (probabilmente BCO), please stay tuned!

Buon 25 Aprile a tutti!

Strip BCO e TATA del 25/04/2020 - E fu così che in aggiunta al ricevere la scomunica da parte della chiesa il BCO perse oltre che gli amici, la licenza elementare, i capelli e il portafogli (lasciato nei famosi pantaloni che non indossa mai) anche la cittadinanza italiana.

Scialve a tutti perché ne vale la pena!
Molta gente ci domanda: "Cosa ci fate in casa mia? Andatevene via subito!" ma ci chiede anche cosa si festeggia il 25 aprile. Ebbene il 25 aprile è la Festa della Liberazione dal nazifascismo in Italia; serve a ricordarci e a ringraziare quegli uomini e quelle donne di tutte le età che sono morti per garantirci i diritti democratici dei quali oggi godiamo e un po' anche a farci riflettere (più e meglio di uno specchio) sui nostri comportamenti, giusto per non cadere nuovamente negli errori del passato.
Grazie di cuore.
Per maggiori dettagli sulla storia del 25 Aprile e sulla liberazione vi invitiamo a leggere QUESTA, QUESTA e infine QUESTA pagina della sempre ottima Wikipedia che spiega sommariamente (infatti c'è il sommario) cosa si festeggia in questo importante giorno.

Passando ad argomenti un filino più leggeri, noi, ormai lo sapete, non ci piace di ripeterci a noi.
No, non ci piace di ripeterci.
Proprio no, non ci piace assolutamente, assolutamente, assolutamente, di ripeterci!
Però misteriosamente continuiamo a farlo, a farlo, a farlocco!
Ecco perché misteriosamente vi propinia... Proponiamo a voi questa misteriosa, nuova, agghiacciante, puntuta puntata di BCOyager!

BCOyager
La trasmissione che s'interroga sui "perché" dei bambini delle elementari, non trovando comunque le risposte.

- In fisica è possibile allacciarsi le scarpe con le super-stringhe?
- Il supervisore è il televisore di Superman?
- Se per illuminare un quadro ci vuole un faretto, per illuminare dieci quadri ci vuole un farchilo?
- Che avances ha fatto Colombo per conquistare l'America?
- La frutta secca chi l'ha ammazzata?
BONUS:
- Un salame parla in modo affettato?
E infine: è possibile calcolare l'Area 51?
Noi di BCOyager pensiamo di sì!

E ora...

L'annuncio pazzerello di oggi!

Frase celebre del giorno:
“Non chiedetevi cosa può fare il vostro paese per voi. Chiedetevi che cosa potete fare voi per andarvene.”
J.F.Kemmedici?

Proverbio del giorno:
“Domandare è lecito, rispondere è difficile.”

L'amore NON è...
...dire a lui/lei: "Perché stiamo litigando su una cosa sciocca come tua madre?".

Il “pensierino del giorno” di BCO:
“D'estate nelle case antiche si sta più freschi, specie se la porta si blocca e non si riesce più ad uscire.”

“Please, stay tuned!” del giorno:
Anche se le mode passano e non salutano, please stay tuned!

BCOyager presenta: la nuova misteriosa rubrica «Le belle wallpaper di BCO studiate appositamente per perdere diottrie!» e misteriose «Belle cornicette ASCII colorate!» dalla n° 16 alla n° 20!

Strip BCO e TATA del 22/04/2020 - A volte BCO è più letale della bomba atomica!

Scialve a tutti perché è dinamizzante!
Anzitutto, tanti auguri di buon compleanno alla signora Jolanda, la famosa mamma di TATA e futura suocera del BCO (...poverina! Dedichiamole anche un minuto di raccoglimento)!
A parte questa bella cosa, non sapremmo proprio cos'altro scrivere (anche perché conosciamo solo cinque o sei vocaboli, tra i quali c'è la parola «vocaboli»), per cui oggi voi vi beccheretevi una serie di 5 (si diconsi cinque) «Belle cornicette ASCII colorate!» fatte giuste-giuste per abbellire le vostre pagine “uéb”; e subito dopo le cornicette troverete una fantastica (nel senso che mastica i fantini) wallpaper per il vostro desktop creata dalla fusione delle su scritte cornicette che va a inaugurare una nuova fantastica (nel senso che è fantasiosamente spastica) rubrica fantasiosamente (nel senso... Che non ha senso!) intitolata: «Le belle wallpaper di BCO studiate appositamente per perdere diottrie!»!
Buona “qualsiasi cosa farete oggi e nei prossimi giorni” a tutti!


Bella cornicetta colorata N° 16:

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Bella cornicetta colorata N° 18:

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Bella cornicetta colorata N° 19:

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...il codice HTML per usare la vostra bella cornicetta colorata:
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Bella cornicetta colorata N° 20:

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E ora...

Le belle wallpaper di BCO studiate appositamente per perdere diottrie!

Per rovinarsi al meglio la vista ricordate di usare la wallpaper per il vostro desktop settandola in posizione “piastrellata” o “tile”, come direbbe chi mastica un inglese.


Frase celebre del giorno:
“Che vergogna! Non ho mai visto un asteroide cadere così in basso!”
Dinosauro del tardo Cretaceo, poco prima di schiattare

Proverbio del giorno:
“Non tutto il pane viene per cuocere.”
(Un grazie a Sergio, il nostro lattaio)

L'amore NON è...
...usare il suo spazzolino per i denti per pulire le fughe delle piastrelle del bagno; quello è detto: "Fai da te!".

Il “pensierino del giorno” di BCO:
“Se il mondo fosse una ciambella, sarei già caduto giù per il buco, credendolo una frittella!”
(Poesia bucolica di BCO)

“Please, stay tuned!” del giorno:
Anche se bisogna starci attenti se no si brucia il toast, please stay tuned!

"Possono distruggermi casa, possono togliermi le macchine fotografiche, ma c'è una cosa non mi possono togliere: io sono Miss-Super-Fotografo!"

Strip BCO e TATA del 18/04/2020 - "Si comincia sempre dalle piccole cose!" come dissero la mamma e il papà di Miss-Super-Fotografo!

Scialve a tutti perché ogni tanto ci scappa di dirlo!
Super-Imuri^TW non ce la faceva più: avevano piantato troppi chiodi su per Imuri! E Super-Imonti^TW che s'era perso in sé stesso, non poteva intervenire! Fu allora che il Giappone fu salvato da una fotografa “kawaii”, almeno apparentemente in piena pubertà, e dal suo più caro affetto (affetto da narcolessia probabilmente cronica): Miss-Super-Fotografo^TW e BCO (il “ragazzo”-meraviglia-che-sbadiglia)^TW; ed eccovi a voi alcuni fatti tratti delle sue mirabolanti gesta.

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Miss-Super-Fotografo-FACTS!
Episodio 19

Fact #91:
- Miss-Super-Fotografo pesa solo pochi fotogrammi.

Fact #92:
- Miss-Super-Fotografo legge solo fotoromanzi.

Fact #93:
- Miss-Super-Fotografo può effettuare la fotosintesi utilizzando la pianta del suo piedino.

Fact #94:
- Miss-Super-Fotografo con le sue foto uccide i mostri e fa belle le mostre.

Fact #95:
- Miss-Super-Fotografo può andare all'università e fare un'esposizione corretta su come fare una esposizione corretta.

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E ora...

L'annuncio pazzerello di oggi!

Frase celebre del giorno:
“Colpirne uno per piantarne cento.”
Mao Rtellone

Proverbio del giorno:
“L'occasione fa l'Uomo Ragno.”

L'amore NON è...
...spesso corrisposto (perché spesso non ci ha nessuno a cui scrivere).

Il “pensierino del giorno” di BCO:
“Il supermercato ha ucciso i piccoli commercianti, diventando così l'unico supereroe alla rovescia.”

“Please, stay tuned!” del giorno:
Anche se lo fareste solo per farci un piacere, please stay tuned!